My Birthday Present from Amy, Part I

I received my birthday gift from Amy via the US postal service this year. It arrived wrapped in....you guessed it, adult diapers. But it got better (see post below). The wrapping paper were the "agitation" sheets Amy's hospital uses to sedate elderly people. The "A and O times One" means alert and oriented times one-i.e. my name was on that paper, she was sedating me and I was alert and oriented to my name only! ;) See how much Valium she gave me?!