What's up with this "Happy Married Fat"??

Okay, just a rhetorical question (or not, if y'all feel like commenting): why is it people get fat when they get married? I think of it as "happy marriage fat", but then, I can think of some overly large people that aren't so happily married, so I guess that doesn't fit.

I guess I can just chalk it up to eating three REAL meals a day (instead of a salad on the run), not being as active as I once was, aging, slowing down metabolism, etc.

So that's why I've looked up the local rock climbing gym, went to a park yesterday (we were both too tired to walk very far, so we went to eat calamari on the beach instead. Fried calamari). And instead of driving to get our take out Thai, we walked the mile and back today instead. There's just something about having to "work" for your food instead of sitting on the couch all day.

I still can't fit all that well into my "pre-marriage" jeans. Gonna have to work on that. ;)